44 Believable Excuses to Get out of Work Today 😷 🤒 💁 ...

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  1. 965
    143
    Pipes Broke
  2. 678
    27
    Pet Emergency
  3. 874
    245
    Food Poisoning
  4. 693
    67
    Tummy Troubles
  5. 979
    413
    Broke down
  6. 748
    215
    Labor Ready
  7. 709
    211
    Pulling Teeth
  8. 868
    378
    Woman Issues
  9. 945
    490
    Lice Attack
  10. 652
    225
    True Blood
  11. 731
    379
    Civil Duty
  12. 865
    556
    Doctor's Orders
  13. 412
    158
    Moving Day
  14. 855
    608
    Locked out
  15. 823
    699
    Car Accident
  16. 546
    425
    Stomach Bug
  17. 42
    9
    Septic Tank Runneth over
  18. 191
    170
    Timber!
  19. 924
    907
    Bee Ware
  20. 138
    124
    Left behind
  21. 963
    957
    Put Your Back in It
  22. 872
    908
    Booty Blues
  23. 630
    668
    GYN 911
  24. 527
    566
    A Real Pain
  25. 766
    820
    Burning up
  26. 352
    413
    Can I Get a Witness?
  27. 12
    96
    Nurse Betty
  28. 817
    918
    Someone Call Security!
  29. 673
    780
    Operation Repo
  30. 110
    221
    Garage Door Wars
  31. 315
    500
    Election Day Deal Breaker
  32. 234
    482
    You've Fallen and You Can't Get up
  33. 360
    682
    The IRS Cometh
  34. 216
    637
    A Donor Problem
  35. 231
    772
    Your Dog Ate It
  36. 119
    662
    Something You Ate
  37. 41
    741
    Fever for Work
  38. 76
    778
    Rash Decisions
  39. 113
    860
    Stranded and Alone
  40. 55
    830
    PTA Problems
  41. 35
    845
    Can't Phone Home
  42. 88
    929
    A Spectacle of an Excuse
  43. 28
    885
    A Gas Problem
  44. 27
    939
    A Sprain Pain