44 Believable Excuses to Get out of Work Today 😷 🤒 💁 ...

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  1. 766
    19
    Pipes Broke
  2. 974
    312
    Pet Emergency
  3. 592
    11
    Food Poisoning
  4. 815
    366
    Tummy Troubles
  5. 518
    109
    Broke down
  6. 492
    102
    Labor Ready
  7. 914
    534
    Pulling Teeth
  8. 952
    588
    Woman Issues
  9. 953
    631
    Lice Attack
  10. 328
    61
    True Blood
  11. 511
    259
    Civil Duty
  12. 949
    781
    Doctor's Orders
  13. 865
    735
    Moving Day
  14. 120
    12
    Locked out
  15. 172
    86
    Car Accident
  16. 545
    500
    Stomach Bug
  17. 546
    508
    Septic Tank Runneth over
  18. 978
    950
    Timber!
  19. 716
    689
    Bee Ware
  20. 399
    387
    Left behind
  21. 285
    274
    Put Your Back in It
  22. 710
    745
    Booty Blues
  23. 267
    311
    GYN 911
  24. 818
    904
    A Real Pain
  25. 154
    251
    Burning up
  26. 371
    471
    Can I Get a Witness?
  27. 498
    625
    Nurse Betty
  28. 411
    560
    Someone Call Security!
  29. 673
    845
    Operation Repo
  30. 312
    549
    Garage Door Wars
  31. 617
    930
    Election Day Deal Breaker
  32. 512
    828
    You've Fallen and You Can't Get up
  33. 224
    556
    The IRS Cometh
  34. 111
    478
    A Donor Problem
  35. 539
    947
    Your Dog Ate It
  36. 278
    747
    Something You Ate
  37. 317
    875
    Fever for Work
  38. 391
    957
    Rash Decisions
  39. 10
    602
    Stranded and Alone
  40. 277
    902
    PTA Problems
  41. 98
    753
    Can't Phone Home
  42. 154
    813
    A Spectacle of an Excuse
  43. 4
    902
    A Gas Problem
  44. 68
    981
    A Sprain Pain