44 Believable Excuses to Get out of Work Today 😷 🤒 💁 ...

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  1. 926
    81
    Pipes Broke
  2. 748
    105
    Pet Emergency
  3. 544
    5
    Food Poisoning
  4. 572
    81
    Tummy Troubles
  5. 744
    258
    Broke down
  6. 686
    368
    Labor Ready
  7. 363
    49
    Pulling Teeth
  8. 469
    183
    Woman Issues
  9. 647
    370
    Lice Attack
  10. 692
    421
    True Blood
  11. 977
    729
    Civil Duty
  12. 795
    586
    Doctor's Orders
  13. 714
    528
    Moving Day
  14. 697
    524
    Locked out
  15. 331
    213
    Car Accident
  16. 314
    250
    Stomach Bug
  17. 530
    482
    Septic Tank Runneth over
  18. 880
    840
    Timber!
  19. 543
    514
    Bee Ware
  20. 744
    747
    Left behind
  21. 773
    827
    Put Your Back in It
  22. 393
    492
    Booty Blues
  23. 464
    612
    GYN 911
  24. 395
    607
    A Real Pain
  25. 343
    602
    Burning up
  26. 563
    842
    Can I Get a Witness?
  27. 368
    647
    Nurse Betty
  28. 334
    626
    Someone Call Security!
  29. 543
    857
    Operation Repo
  30. 110
    427
    Garage Door Wars
  31. 595
    916
    Election Day Deal Breaker
  32. 558
    938
    You've Fallen and You Can't Get up
  33. 451
    853
    The IRS Cometh
  34. 31
    458
    A Donor Problem
  35. 71
    552
    Your Dog Ate It
  36. 189
    676
    Something You Ate
  37. 201
    727
    Fever for Work
  38. 74
    640
    Rash Decisions
  39. 168
    745
    Stranded and Alone
  40. 130
    761
    PTA Problems
  41. 114
    756
    Can't Phone Home
  42. 58
    745
    A Spectacle of an Excuse
  43. 109
    855
    A Gas Problem
  44. 159
    973
    A Sprain Pain