44 Believable Excuses to Get out of Work Today 😷 🤒 💁 ...

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  1. 934
    200
    Pipes Broke
  2. 806
    147
    Pet Emergency
  3. 815
    300
    Food Poisoning
  4. 670
    155
    Tummy Troubles
  5. 690
    191
    Broke down
  6. 760
    304
    Labor Ready
  7. 619
    175
    Pulling Teeth
  8. 431
    4
    Woman Issues
  9. 985
    562
    Lice Attack
  10. 512
    92
    True Blood
  11. 973
    564
    Civil Duty
  12. 785
    436
    Doctor's Orders
  13. 677
    365
    Moving Day
  14. 859
    550
    Locked out
  15. 502
    262
    Car Accident
  16. 511
    320
    Stomach Bug
  17. 681
    492
    Septic Tank Runneth over
  18. 827
    639
    Timber!
  19. 940
    768
    Bee Ware
  20. 225
    77
    Left behind
  21. 474
    351
    Put Your Back in It
  22. 860
    745
    Booty Blues
  23. 103
    3
    GYN 911
  24. 369
    273
    A Real Pain
  25. 290
    216
    Burning up
  26. 865
    860
    Can I Get a Witness?
  27. 746
    764
    Nurse Betty
  28. 163
    195
    Someone Call Security!
  29. 669
    709
    Operation Repo
  30. 613
    773
    Garage Door Wars
  31. 609
    784
    Election Day Deal Breaker
  32. 42
    225
    You've Fallen and You Can't Get up
  33. 505
    727
    The IRS Cometh
  34. 421
    665
    A Donor Problem
  35. 514
    808
    Your Dog Ate It
  36. 611
    920
    Something You Ate
  37. 523
    859
    Fever for Work
  38. 378
    788
    Rash Decisions
  39. 27
    464
    Stranded and Alone
  40. 365
    863
    PTA Problems
  41. 82
    700
    Can't Phone Home
  42. 134
    902
    A Spectacle of an Excuse
  43. 91
    888
    A Gas Problem
  44. 41
    929
    A Sprain Pain