44 Believable Excuses to Get out of Work Today 😷 🤒 💁 ...

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  1. 822
    19
    Pipes Broke
  2. 798
    7
    Pet Emergency
  3. 904
    117
    Food Poisoning
  4. 764
    13
    Tummy Troubles
  5. 860
    202
    Broke down
  6. 788
    161
    Labor Ready
  7. 559
    24
    Pulling Teeth
  8. 865
    377
    Woman Issues
  9. 740
    260
    Lice Attack
  10. 547
    163
    True Blood
  11. 514
    164
    Civil Duty
  12. 540
    204
    Doctor's Orders
  13. 531
    198
    Moving Day
  14. 350
    46
    Locked out
  15. 371
    92
    Car Accident
  16. 788
    515
    Stomach Bug
  17. 700
    432
    Septic Tank Runneth over
  18. 985
    737
    Timber!
  19. 506
    305
    Bee Ware
  20. 799
    666
    Left behind
  21. 322
    192
    Put Your Back in It
  22. 398
    274
    Booty Blues
  23. 880
    782
    GYN 911
  24. 448
    441
    A Real Pain
  25. 157
    160
    Burning up
  26. 941
    989
    Can I Get a Witness?
  27. 906
    956
    Nurse Betty
  28. 424
    492
    Someone Call Security!
  29. 495
    571
    Operation Repo
  30. 323
    422
    Garage Door Wars
  31. 611
    737
    Election Day Deal Breaker
  32. 308
    443
    You've Fallen and You Can't Get up
  33. 783
    938
    The IRS Cometh
  34. 50
    221
    A Donor Problem
  35. 113
    290
    Your Dog Ate It
  36. 196
    411
    Something You Ate
  37. 151
    438
    Fever for Work
  38. 634
    961
    Rash Decisions
  39. 267
    679
    Stranded and Alone
  40. 282
    818
    PTA Problems
  41. 314
    917
    Can't Phone Home
  42. 215
    842
    A Spectacle of an Excuse
  43. 55
    729
    A Gas Problem
  44. 3
    841
    A Sprain Pain