44 Believable Excuses to Get out of Work Today 😷 🤒 💁 ...

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  1. 811
    161
    Pipes Broke
  2. 833
    198
    Pet Emergency
  3. 761
    282
    Food Poisoning
  4. 607
    140
    Tummy Troubles
  5. 453
    5
    Broke down
  6. 952
    528
    Labor Ready
  7. 573
    183
    Pulling Teeth
  8. 941
    570
    Woman Issues
  9. 777
    439
    Lice Attack
  10. 552
    228
    True Blood
  11. 815
    532
    Civil Duty
  12. 343
    69
    Doctor's Orders
  13. 688
    429
    Moving Day
  14. 681
    436
    Locked out
  15. 616
    379
    Car Accident
  16. 287
    147
    Stomach Bug
  17. 258
    118
    Septic Tank Runneth over
  18. 457
    327
    Timber!
  19. 567
    439
    Bee Ware
  20. 638
    521
    Left behind
  21. 270
    185
    Put Your Back in It
  22. 600
    536
    Booty Blues
  23. 265
    275
    GYN 911
  24. 51
    67
    A Real Pain
  25. 295
    337
    Burning up
  26. 815
    899
    Can I Get a Witness?
  27. 558
    660
    Nurse Betty
  28. 91
    215
    Someone Call Security!
  29. 228
    375
    Operation Repo
  30. 79
    276
    Garage Door Wars
  31. 723
    949
    Election Day Deal Breaker
  32. 682
    927
    You've Fallen and You Can't Get up
  33. 660
    977
    The IRS Cometh
  34. 513
    882
    A Donor Problem
  35. 241
    619
    Your Dog Ate It
  36. 149
    616
    Something You Ate
  37. 115
    620
    Fever for Work
  38. 38
    550
    Rash Decisions
  39. 93
    644
    Stranded and Alone
  40. 100
    662
    PTA Problems
  41. 108
    679
    Can't Phone Home
  42. 308
    893
    A Spectacle of an Excuse
  43. 98
    731
    A Gas Problem
  44. 86
    888
    A Sprain Pain