44 Believable Excuses to Get out of Work Today 😷 🤒 💁 ...

X
  1. 968
    12
    Pipes Broke
  2. 886
    206
    Pet Emergency
  3. 956
    347
    Food Poisoning
  4. 884
    507
    Tummy Troubles
  5. 496
    153
    Broke down
  6. 606
    274
    Labor Ready
  7. 553
    247
    Pulling Teeth
  8. 395
    102
    Woman Issues
  9. 601
    323
    Lice Attack
  10. 857
    617
    True Blood
  11. 943
    704
    Civil Duty
  12. 809
    607
    Doctor's Orders
  13. 722
    542
    Moving Day
  14. 887
    729
    Locked out
  15. 957
    876
    Car Accident
  16. 126
    55
    Stomach Bug
  17. 348
    309
    Septic Tank Runneth over
  18. 659
    631
    Timber!
  19. 576
    579
    Bee Ware
  20. 680
    747
    Left behind
  21. 36
    106
    Put Your Back in It
  22. 726
    803
    Booty Blues
  23. 365
    451
    GYN 911
  24. 0
    103
    A Real Pain
  25. 697
    816
    Burning up
  26. 427
    557
    Can I Get a Witness?
  27. 733
    890
    Nurse Betty
  28. 451
    672
    Someone Call Security!
  29. 530
    760
    Operation Repo
  30. 578
    809
    Garage Door Wars
  31. 24
    265
    Election Day Deal Breaker
  32. 218
    489
    You've Fallen and You Can't Get up
  33. 710
    993
    The IRS Cometh
  34. 679
    968
    A Donor Problem
  35. 242
    574
    Your Dog Ate It
  36. 520
    873
    Something You Ate
  37. 244
    703
    Fever for Work
  38. 84
    564
    Rash Decisions
  39. 175
    690
    Stranded and Alone
  40. 447
    968
    PTA Problems
  41. 144
    702
    Can't Phone Home
  42. 418
    981
    A Spectacle of an Excuse
  43. 259
    894
    A Gas Problem
  44. 90
    999
    A Sprain Pain