44 Believable Excuses to Get out of Work Today 😷 🤒 💁 ... For Men

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  1. 958
    59
    Stomach Bug
  2. 857
    6
    Put Your Back in It
  3. 721
    9
    Labor Ready
  4. 877
    232
    Civil Duty
  5. 801
    200
    GYN 911
  6. 857
    275
    Tummy Troubles
  7. 775
    227
    The IRS Cometh
  8. 592
    69
    Woman Issues
  9. 832
    360
    Garage Door Wars
  10. 705
    259
    Moving Day
  11. 489
    114
    A Donor Problem
  12. 603
    326
    Locked out
  13. 793
    527
    Pipes Broke
  14. 619
    373
    Car Accident
  15. 260
    33
    Operation Repo
  16. 186
    8
    Doctor's Orders
  17. 496
    350
    Lice Attack
  18. 320
    188
    A Real Pain
  19. 384
    272
    You've Fallen and You Can't Get up
  20. 97
    14
    PTA Problems
  21. 237
    167
    Nurse Betty
  22. 718
    654
    Food Poisoning
  23. 819
    780
    Stranded and Alone
  24. 657
    626
    Broke down
  25. 539
    527
    Something You Ate
  26. 216
    219
    Election Day Deal Breaker
  27. 789
    844
    Burning up
  28. 333
    443
    Someone Call Security!
  29. 516
    634
    Rash Decisions
  30. 186
    320
    A Spectacle of an Excuse
  31. 652
    829
    A Gas Problem
  32. 138
    432
    Fever for Work
  33. 230
    545
    Septic Tank Runneth over
  34. 161
    582
    A Sprain Pain
  35. 271
    694
    Your Dog Ate It
  36. 230
    659
    Booty Blues
  37. 335
    801
    Pulling Teeth
  38. 481
    956
    Pet Emergency
  39. 237
    722
    Left behind
  40. 450
    980
    Bee Ware
  41. 341
    911
    Can't Phone Home
  42. 134
    717
    True Blood
  43. 181
    840
    Can I Get a Witness?
  44. 31
    854
    Timber!