17 Genius ๐Ÿ’ก Comebacks to Give when He Asks โ“โ“ for Nudes ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ ... In Australia

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    161
    There Are Plenty of Naked Girls on the Internet You Can Look at
  2. 670
    151
    My Dog's the Only One Allowed to See Me Naked
  3. 609
    117
    I’ll do It after You Send Me Diamonds
  4. 757
    294
    I’ll Forward This to My Dad and You Can Try Asking Him for Some
  5. 712
    326
    Sorry, but I Have Self Respect
  6. 425
    111
    How about I Send You a Picture of My Boyfriend Instead?
  7. 373
    94
    I Would, but You Wouldn’t Be Able to Handle the Hotness
  8. 338
    83
    Use Your Imagination
  9. 349
    140
    I Just Did. Are the Pictures Not Going through?
  10. 333
    135
    No, but when My Playboy Contract Comes through, You Can Buy the Magazine
  11. 576
    675
    Maybe if You Send Some First
  12. 228
    392
    It’s Too Cold to Take My Clothes off
  13. 144
    328
    Msg 110: the Number You Are Trying to Contact is No Longer in Service
  14. 431
    624
    If I Showed You, I’d Have to Kill You
  15. 708
    923
    Wouldn’t You Rather See My Sparkling Personality?
  16. 189
    555
    Why Should I?
  17. 339
    775
    Sorry, My Phone’s Broken